thebootydiaries:

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I’ve met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

thebootydiaries:

Me when I was little: when I grow up im gonna have lots of friends and ill love them all lots!!!

Me now: *sees best friend* who the FUCK put this disgusting radish in my line of sight i am going to f i g h t


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