(via only1600kids)
Her name was Nina, and I owe her so much.
i owe loyalty undying to the woman many years ago who heard me say “dammit, i want an actual crew cut for graduation” and went “awesome, coming right up.”
(via edwardjames-kenway)
Ketchup is for men, Mayonnaise is for boys, and Mustard… Well… I mustn’t say.
(via daddyremmy)
musicfire454 asked:
Please tell Popcorn I’m in love with them
shitty-check-please-aus Answer:
I told him and he looked at me and then went back to looking out the window
update: he is thoroughly passed the fuck out, he’s using the radiator as a pillow
he’s MELTING
stranger: hey nice shirt!
me: aw this? thanks! :)
me texting my bf: I’ve met someone else. Someone who appreciates me
Me when I was little: when I grow up im gonna have lots of friends and ill love them all lots!!!
Me now: *sees best friend* who the FUCK put this disgusting radish in my line of sight i am going to f i g h t